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New Yorker. Overly Sarcastic. Probably offensive. Traveler. Netflix television show watcher.

clitt:

its 2014 and still no fanfic could top this one

frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

vincentvangoth:

when u miss the last step on the stairs

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connors-nipple:

lady-fett:

please enjoy this video of an action packed, high speed fight between two cats.

frankoceanvevo:

westbor0baptistchurch:

Nicki has no chill

Nicki cold she aint have to do him like that

meanplastic:

when you pass a test that everyone else failed

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audidas:

Me to myself: nice ass
Me also to myself: thanks

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unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

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