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New Yorker. Overly Sarcastic. Probably offensive. Traveler. Netflix television show watcher.

officialfrenchtoast:

craigcest:

fucking french toast

ur supposed to eat it

suctioning:

Teacher: sit down
Me: drank

tattooedjehan:

*slams fist down on table* I JUST WANT ALL MY FRIENDS TO HAVE NICE HOME LIVES IS THAT TOO HARD TO ASK

concentration-lamp:

"Sir do you realize you were going 110 miles per hour in a school zone?"

"Pretty impressive, huh?"

chickenuqqet:

when a little kids telling you a story but you can’t understand them

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