Instagram Follow @allycaat98 the cold never bothered me anyway.

definited:

ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened

exemplarybehaviour:

yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the fuck we are in spain 

plasticbagvevo:

plasticbagvevo:

lady gaga? why not gentleman gaga? end racism now!

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Anonymous: are you gay?

bronybf:

in this economy?!

snorlaxatives:

*sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care

lameborghini:

beyoncyay:

lameborghini:

does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me

you might have ordinal linguistic personification

mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta

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funny how i can help others but can’t for myself