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New Yorker. Overly Sarcastic. Probably offensive. Traveler. Netflix television show watcher.

bblackgoldd:

I am so glad I pressed play

meistens:

snapchatting:

what if there were professional text post critics

Rating: 

Witty and insightful. A must-reblog post. Suspense from lack of punctuation and resolution leaves the reader pondering possibilities late into the night.

  • bleeding person: 911??? I was just stabbed can you send help???
  • 911 operator: ummmmm can you not self diagnose? :/

officialunitedstates:

introverts:  sit quietly in corner reading good book and drinking tea

extroverts:  throw water balloons at old man, sing too loudly, eat all the jello

jakethenicholas:

Person: “What type of music do you listen to?”

Me: 

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mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

http://yourbullshitopinion.tumblr.com/post/92989987358

yourbullshitopinion:

I’m actually really embarrassed for the ‘otherkins’. Not only is it irrational and incredibly childish, but its a disgrace to the LGBT community.

We, talking about transsexual people here, already have a hard time getting people to understand what’s going on in our heads. Now we have people…


http://illuminaudo.tk/post/92963298569/the-otherkin-stuff-on-this-website-is-getting-out

illuminaudo:

the otherkin stuff on this website is getting out of control and giving such a bad name to the lgbtq movement.
people are identifying as cupcakes and blades of grass and saying they have triggers such as “muffins” and “artificial flavors” as I saw on one blog.
it feels like these people are…


shingekinokyojinheaven:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

me before posting something on tumblr: no that could offend someone

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are2dtoo:

carriewintour:

If you’re too grossed out to share this video, then you’re exactly why it exists. (x)

this is both hilarious and empowering

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